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What's the bread twitter name?

breadrollsson yay follow me

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Anonymous

Guess he's into lil b(read)

i swear to god

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aluox:

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I don’t understand why but I really hate this shade of blue

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Anonymous

what just happened to your url i'm so confuSE d????

I’m trying to change it i got a lil weird

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#LIL B
HE FOLLOWS THE FUCKING BREAD TWITTER IM LAUGHING SO HARD

HE FOLLOWS THE FUCKING BREAD TWITTER IM LAUGHING SO HARD

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LIL B FOLLOWS ME ON TWITTER

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decuntamination:

don’t ever play hard to get with me because I will just end up convincing myself that you hate me and never attempt to talk to you again just so I don’t annoy you

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sensei:

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fagsindubai:

Friendly reminder  ԅ(≖‿≖ԅ) that if you don’t sleep with someone for the sole reason that they’re HIV positive then you ARE being discriminatory towards a human being with a disease and you’re scum of the earth 。◕‿◕。 It’s basically as bad as saying you couldn’t love somebody with cancer. Respect people’s feelings. (◕‿◕✿)

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this site is absolutely TOO MUCH

incredible

except cancer isn’t transmittable??

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Anonymous

would you tag any spiders? (people dont usually blog about spiders but sometimes they do and i have a panic attack)

sure but id never ever reblog spiders they are nasty

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babushka-nipples:

anonymouslayabout:

babushka-nipples:

anonymouslayabout:

babushka-nipples:

anonymouslayabout:

iansly:

anonymouslayabout:

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.
Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.
Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.
ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.
I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!
You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.
Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

Fact:Magnums are the exact same width at the base and about the same length, just slightly baggier at the tip.Fact:Condoms are made to stretch to 300% of their capacity.
Fact:There is not that much variation among condom brands, either. Fact:Guys who use the “condoms don’t fit me” excuse to not wear them do not deserve sex, either, and also deserve every STD they catch.

tmi alert
hey okay i really like your blog but you don’t have a penis and really mostly everything babushka-nipples has to say is true. While condoms can fit anyone, that doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly uncomfortable (and in some cases really painful) because, if you haven’t noticed, the entrance part is hard plastic. and it hurts when it’s really tight.
i don’t condone using it as an excuse to have unprotected sex but sometimes it’s just better to find an alternative because yes condoms can fucking hurt when you wear them

Well yeah I’m not denying that some condoms suck (alert: they suck for us women, too, sometimes they even hurt (fuck atlas brand condoms and their godforsaken scratchiness) and usually the same brands feel like shit for both parties!) but I think it has more to do with material and rigidity than actual size of the condoms. Regular condoms and magnums are both the same diameter, but one is slightly stretchier and baggier at the tip.
But really my point was that LITERALLY EVERY TIME someone has said this to me it has been to get out of wearing one, and I should have made that more clear.

people like anonymouslayabout should never have sex at all.
YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ALL CONDOM SIZES ARE THE SAME HAHA OKAY YEAH BECAUSE IVE USED ALL DIFFERENT SIZES OF CONDOMS ARE THEY ARE NOT THE SAME SIZE OR LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME you stupid bitch.
ALSO PROPER FITTING CONDOMS FEEL BETTER FOR ME TOO.
Shut your dumbass up and go get educated.

Condom size chartAre you really trying to tell me that a width difference of 0.2 INCHES is so much of a difference that it would make it FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE for you to wear the “wrong” condom rather than giving someone an STD? The biggest condom there not including the supra (which is bigger because it’s made out of a different material) is 0.2 inches bigger than the smallest.0.2 inches is about the thickness of a few nickels and we’re talking about a flexible item that is MADE TO STRETCH.How about this: if you don’t have the “right” condom, don’t have sex. Because it is very, VERY unlikely that your dick is so fucking huge that you can’t fit it in a condom.

Oh my god are you literally fucking retarded.
http://contraception.about.com/od/howtos/f/Condom-Sizes.htm
This is a sensitive sexual organ. YES IT FUCKING MATTERS.
My past and present sexual partners notice a hell of a difference between an average and larger sized condoms. It actually fucking fit and wasn’t too tight. Larger condoms more or less accommodate girth before it does anything else.
But no, I’d like to see you wear spandex tights that are a few sizes too small and have you seriously use the same excuse used with condoms. I mean, after all, I bet I should shove a tire in each spandex legging, so you should have no problem wearing them!!!

Okay.Let me repeat this one more time, S-L-O-W-L-Y.REGULAR TROJANS AND MAGNUMS ARE THE SAME GODDAMN FUCKING WIDTH. THEY ARE ALL 2.1 INCHES
EVERY ONE OF THEMEVEN THE “BARE” AND THE “TWISTED” OR WHATTHEFUCKEVER.SAME WITH THE DUREX.BOTH CONDOM MODELS ARE THE SAME WIDTH. Okay fine one of the durex has a difference of 0.02 inchesTHAT’S LESS THEN THE MACHINE TOLERANCE OF A LOT OF THE PARTS IN YOUR LAPTOP.Jesus fucking christ. If you can’t wear a condom DON’T HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE. “It’s too small to fit me!” does not entitle you to unprotected sex.

You didn’t even read a damn thing I said.

Do Condom Sizes Really Matter?

Question: Do Condom Sizes Really Matter?

Condoms are only as effective as the person who uses them, so yes, condom sizes really matter! Just as using the wrong type of condom may not prevent STIs — such as lambskin condoms rather than latex condoms, relying on the wrong condom sizes can also cause problems, so don’t buy into this common condom myth. There are several ways that condom malfunction could occur, and having the wrong size condom can lead just to that… failure. 

Answer: 

When it comes to choosing a condom, size matters. There are various condom sizes available — since not all men are built the same, neither are condoms. Finding the most compatible condom size will increase your comfort level while wearing it. This can also lead to more pleasure and less condom excuses. When condoms fit properly, they are most effective. This is because they are less likely to break (from being too tight) or slip off (because they are too loose).

Even though latex condoms are super stretchy, if condom sizes are too small, discomfort may occur. Typically, the body of most condoms are roomy enough to accommodate men of almost any size. Condoms may feel too tight around the tip (where it is not as elastic), especially if you are well-endowed. Condom manufacturers have tried to solve this problem by making condoms where the width of the main body is the same as standard condoms, but the size of the condom tip is enlarged. This is the most effective way to address condom size. By keeping the body of the condom smaller and widening the reservoir tip, the condom it less likely to slip off during sexual activity. Of course, there are also bigger condom sizes that not only add width, but length as well.

The results of a survey conducted by Durex revealed that the length of an erect penis can range from 4 to 9 inches. Penis width, on the other hand, only varies from 1 to 2 inches (sometimes more - but not typically). Of the approximate 3,000 of respondents surveyed, 50% felt that standard condoms did not fit properly. Fifteen percent said that condoms were “too loose” or “much too loose” whereas 25% reported that condoms were “too tight.” Ten percent claimed that condoms were “much too tight.” The most concerning statistic was that 44% of the men surveyed revealed that they had experienced a condom slipping off or breaking in the past. These results are similar to existing research on condom fit.

Given that condom sizes do affect the fit, comfort and effectiveness of condoms, you should make an effort to find a condom that is most suited for your body. To do this, you may have to try out several types of condoms before finding the one that provides you with the best fit and the most comfort. This may also not be a time to completely rely upon your friends because they may be “shaped” differently than you, so what works for them may not be the best fit for yourself. When experimenting with different brands and condom sizes, it may be a good idea to buy the smallest pack available (even see if a store sells a certain condom brand individually). This way, you don’t waste your money on larger packs of condoms that you will probably not use if the size was wrong. This task, unfortunately, becomes even more difficult because most condom brands have their own definition of what is considered to be standard and large condoms. In general though, condoms are available in snugger fit sizes, standard sizes, and large (XL or XLL) sizes.

Before you can decide upon what size condom you need, it may be helpful to first determine your penis size. This is super simple to do: How to Measure Penis Size

Because condom sizes range quite a bit, another helpful tool to have at your disposal (once you know the size you need) is a place where you can compare condom sizes of various brands and types. This way, you can begin to eliminate condoms that you don’t think will fit before stepping foot in a store or ordering them online. 

i hope none of yall get laid except for babushka-nipples you’re cool

nefericit:

babushka-nipples:

anonymouslayabout:

babushka-nipples:

anonymouslayabout:

babushka-nipples:

anonymouslayabout:

iansly:

anonymouslayabout:

babushka-nipples:

stagbeetleloveit:

"Condoms don’t fit me."

Shut the fuck up. Just, shut. the. fuck. up. you ignorant shit stain.

Condoms are meant to fit PENISES. Not ANYTHING ELSE. It is designed for a human penis. There are different sized human penises. FRICTION IS A THING. ALSO ELASTICITY IS A THING. The more you stretch something out, the tighter it gets, and I wouldn’t imagine something tight on an erect penis would feel too good, infact it can make a guy go limp if he happens to be well endowed and the condom is too small.

Not all condoms are the fucking same. They are differently sized, WOW SURPRISE THERE.

ALSO CONDOMS THAT ARE TOO SMALL ARE MORE LIKELY TO BREAK.

I am sick and tired of uneducated literal retards going on about how you can fit a hand, a foot, or a car in a condom and go HURRDURR NO THIS CAN FIT YOU DEERRRRRRPPP!11!!

You know absolutely jack shit about male anatomy and if a guy has honest concerns about a condom being uncomfortable so he can perform and you laugh at him, you do not deserve sex.

Fuck you. Fuck this website. Fuck the 14 year old virgins who have no sex education reblogging this.

Fact:

Magnums are the exact same width at the base and about the same length, just slightly baggier at the tip.

Fact:

Condoms are made to stretch to 300% of their capacity.

Fact:

There is not that much variation among condom brands, either. 

Fact:

Guys who use the “condoms don’t fit me” excuse to not wear them do not deserve sex, either, and also deserve every STD they catch.

tmi alert

hey okay i really like your blog but you don’t have a penis and really mostly everything babushka-nipples has to say is true. While condoms can fit anyone, that doesn’t mean it’s not incredibly uncomfortable (and in some cases really painful) because, if you haven’t noticed, the entrance part is hard plastic. and it hurts when it’s really tight.

i don’t condone using it as an excuse to have unprotected sex but sometimes it’s just better to find an alternative because yes condoms can fucking hurt when you wear them

Well yeah I’m not denying that some condoms suck (alert: they suck for us women, too, sometimes they even hurt (fuck atlas brand condoms and their godforsaken scratchiness) and usually the same brands feel like shit for both parties!) but I think it has more to do with material and rigidity than actual size of the condoms. Regular condoms and magnums are both the same diameter, but one is slightly stretchier and baggier at the tip.


But really my point was that LITERALLY EVERY TIME someone has said this to me it has been to get out of wearing one, and I should have made that more clear.

people like anonymouslayabout should never have sex at all.

YOU SERIOUSLY BELIEVE ALL CONDOM SIZES ARE THE SAME HAHA OKAY YEAH BECAUSE IVE USED ALL DIFFERENT SIZES OF CONDOMS ARE THEY ARE NOT THE SAME SIZE OR LOOK EXACTLY THE SAME you stupid bitch.

ALSO PROPER FITTING CONDOMS FEEL BETTER FOR ME TOO.

Shut your dumbass up and go get educated.

Condom size chart

Are you really trying to tell me that a width difference of 0.2 INCHES is so much of a difference that it would make it FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE for you to wear the “wrong” condom rather than giving someone an STD? The biggest condom there not including the supra (which is bigger because it’s made out of a different material) is 0.2 inches bigger than the smallest.

0.2 inches is about the thickness of a few nickels and we’re talking about a flexible item that is MADE TO STRETCH.

How about this: if you don’t have the “right” condom, don’t have sex. Because it is very, VERY unlikely that your dick is so fucking huge that you can’t fit it in a condom.

Oh my god are you literally fucking retarded.

http://contraception.about.com/od/howtos/f/Condom-Sizes.htm

This is a sensitive sexual organ. YES IT FUCKING MATTERS.

My past and present sexual partners notice a hell of a difference between an average and larger sized condoms. It actually fucking fit and wasn’t too tight. Larger condoms more or less accommodate girth before it does anything else.

But no, I’d like to see you wear spandex tights that are a few sizes too small and have you seriously use the same excuse used with condoms. I mean, after all, I bet I should shove a tire in each spandex legging, so you should have no problem wearing them!!!

Okay.

Let me repeat this one more time, S-L-O-W-L-Y.

REGULAR TROJANS AND MAGNUMS ARE THE SAME GODDAMN FUCKING WIDTH. 

THEY ARE ALL 2.1 INCHES

EVERY ONE OF THEM

EVEN THE “BARE” AND THE “TWISTED” OR WHATTHEFUCKEVER.

SAME WITH THE DUREX.

BOTH CONDOM MODELS ARE THE SAME WIDTH. 

Okay fine one of the durex has a difference of 0.02 inches

THAT’S LESS THEN THE MACHINE TOLERANCE OF A LOT OF THE PARTS IN YOUR LAPTOP.


Jesus fucking christ. If you can’t wear a condom DON’T HAVE SEX WITH ANYONE. “It’s too small to fit me!” does not entitle you to unprotected sex.

You didn’t even read a damn thing I said.

Do Condom Sizes Really Matter?

Question: Do Condom Sizes Really Matter?

Condoms are only as effective as the person who uses them, so yes, condom sizes really matter! Just as using the wrong type of condom may not prevent STIs — such as lambskin condoms rather than latex condoms, relying on the wrong condom sizes can also cause problems, so don’t buy into this common condom myth. There are several ways that condom malfunction could occur, and having the wrong size condom can lead just to that… failure.

Answer:

When it comes to choosing a condom, size matters. There are various condom sizes available — since not all men are built the same, neither are condoms. Finding the most compatible condom size will increase your comfort level while wearing it. This can also lead to more pleasure and less condom excuses. When condoms fit properly, they are most effective. This is because they are less likely to break (from being too tight) or slip off (because they are too loose).

Even though latex condoms are super stretchy, if condom sizes are too small, discomfort may occur. Typically, the body of most condoms are roomy enough to accommodate men of almost any size. Condoms may feel too tight around the tip (where it is not as elastic), especially if you are well-endowed. Condom manufacturers have tried to solve this problem by making condoms where the width of the main body is the same as standard condoms, but the size of the condom tip is enlarged. This is the most effective way to address condom size. By keeping the body of the condom smaller and widening the reservoir tip, the condom it less likely to slip off during sexual activity. Of course, there are also bigger condom sizes that not only add width, but length as well.

The results of a survey conducted by Durex revealed that the length of an erect penis can range from 4 to 9 inches. Penis width, on the other hand, only varies from 1 to 2 inches (sometimes more - but not typically). Of the approximate 3,000 of respondents surveyed, 50% felt that standard condoms did not fit properly. Fifteen percent said that condoms were “too loose” or “much too loose” whereas 25% reported that condoms were “too tight.” Ten percent claimed that condoms were “much too tight.” The most concerning statistic was that 44% of the men surveyed revealed that they had experienced a condom slipping off or breaking in the past. These results are similar to existing research on condom fit.

Given that condom sizes do affect the fit, comfort and effectiveness of condoms, you should make an effort to find a condom that is most suited for your body. To do this, you may have to try out several types of condoms before finding the one that provides you with the best fit and the most comfort. This may also not be a time to completely rely upon your friends because they may be “shaped” differently than you, so what works for them may not be the best fit for yourself. When experimenting with different brands and condom sizes, it may be a good idea to buy the smallest pack available (even see if a store sells a certain condom brand individually). This way, you don’t waste your money on larger packs of condoms that you will probably not use if the size was wrong. This task, unfortunately, becomes even more difficult because most condom brands have their own definition of what is considered to be standard and large condoms. In general though, condoms are available in snugger fit sizes, standard sizes, and large (XL or XLL) sizes.

Before you can decide upon what size condom you need, it may be helpful to first determine your penis size. This is super simple to do: How to Measure Penis Size

Because condom sizes range quite a bit, another helpful tool to have at your disposal (once you know the size you need) is a place where you can compare condom sizes of various brands and types. This way, you can begin to eliminate condoms that you don’t think will fit before stepping foot in a store or ordering them online.

i hope none of yall get laid
except for babushka-nipples you’re cool

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